Nanning gone awfully wrong

It's the 16th of Jan, but this story really starts at about 6PM on the 15th. After about 4 weeks of moaning and groaning for a decent curry we finnaly get into a local shop that serves the stuff. That's not really interesting, but if you've been hanging out for the stuff for that long it is. Lets get a few things clear before we go any further. We all have 2 days to go before departing Nanning, Jordan had a great time with a "lady of the night' and now just after dinner we wonder down the road for a little walk and who do we run into? His little friend from a few nights ago...slowly a plan hatches between the 4 of us to get a little public humiliation going. Karaoke is planned for the night and we've decided (after much deliberation) to walk him past the special little shopfront, parading him out like a twisted show pony in front of the whole unassuming group, and then SNAP! out come the cameras, to encampsulate the embarrassment. Unfortunately the plan falied when Jordan never showed up, however, the show must go on...our karaoke booth was probably the talk of the town, if the town had acutally bothered to show up. The five of us rocked it - Heather, Joel, Karina, Stu and Stoner (our chinese friend). It was a really sweet booth but unforutnately, after two hours our time had come to an end. The show was not ready to give up, so just outside the gates to our compound, we found a little shop front with small tables and cheap beer to continue the bullshit spewing from our inebriated mouths(I'm drunk, the awesome chick is typing! also drunk!) Hezwa! After at least half a night, we managed to collect ourselves, make our way into the compound only to escape over the fence again. So this is where our story picks up; hezwa (a.k.a. heather) and i are now in a chinese gaming room with a tallie each having purposely lost joel and plan K at 5am and ol'mate next to us ("wang") has fallen asleep. ma? This now is beginning to make no sense, the gates to bedtime will open soon, and thus we leave you until next time. Yours faithfully, stu and hezwa. hahhhahahahaha wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww